howtoloseaguyinonetinder:

My longest and most fulfilling relationship. Happy 1 year baby. Here’s to celebrating 50 more ♥️

official-nepeta:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers

snuffaluffagay:

themonkeypuzzletree:

snuffaluffagay:

If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

what would the other 10% be

me eating all your food

(Source: fallontonight)

yuhxn:

highly-functioningfangirl:

jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh:

Abandoned Tumblr

I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK. ALSO, SOMEONE MAKE THIS DASH THEME.

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BROKEN MIRROR IN PLACE OF BROKEN LINK.

WOAH

LET THE
staff
SEE THIS SO WE COULD HAVE THIS FOR HALLOWEEN

(Source: kavaeric)

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